What's Not Hot: Male Polish

Did you know they make nail polish  for men? Well they do and it's called Alphanail. This polish is geared towards men and guess how they market it? By selling sex... seriously there website claims that you will get more sex if you paint your nails...



Now here are my questions:

1. Why not buy regular, cheaper nail polish if you are going to paint your nails? Alphanail is $9.95 for one color.

2. Are men really dumb enough to believe that by adding color to their nails they will attract hot half naked girls... Axe body spray sold this propaganda too

The website states:

"For those of you with a flair for style, our colors are so sick Dr. House can’t fix them. The revolutionary matte collection provides an uber-masculine and fashion forward satin finish, and our metallics shine like candy paint in the summer time. What’s more, our unique click pen applicator does away with those dainty little brushes and girly nail polish containers. Just click, paint, put the cap on, and its ready to go for another round. "

Now I would like to show you the video featured on the website... it still looks pretty dainty to me despite the hot chick thrown in and the random punching scene...

http://youtu.be/ujPBA2HKPus

I would like to say I am not opposed to men wearing nail polish, I'm not all about fitting into gender roles, but I do think it's silly to make a product specifically targeted to men.

Also the site claims "AlphaNail is for strength, for style, for swagger, for protection, or to cover up your fugly toenails. It doesn’t matter your age, your profession, or your style. "

I would like to note that I am pretty sure if you walk into a professional world with man polish on it may not go over well.... so the whole it doesn't matter your profession thing isn't really accurate. Thanks for the lies Alphanail.

Be sure to check out the site here... for plenty of laughs.

What do you think Glossy Gurls? Hot or Not? Would you go stripping clothes off at the site of man polish?