What's Not Hot: Pajama Jeans for Men

So you are desperate to find that perfect holiday gift and are running out of time, please don't buy these for your boyfriend or brother or whatever man is in your life. These pants are so fabulous your man will put them on and look like this! Don't you love advertising? On this man anything would look good, but look closer the exposed boxers and patches on the jean? Ick! Here is what the website says about these pants: from the lakeside.com website

"Kick back and relax in these Knit Jean Lounge Pants printed with realistic designs.

• These comfortable 100% cotton lounge pants have an elastic waist with drawstring and side seam pockets.
• Jeans features designs of rips, tears and a button fly.
• Dark Wash has realistic designs of patches, rips and what looks like your favorite pair of boxers peeking out the top; the back has the same great details.
• Available in men's sizes Medium (32/34), Large (36/38) and X-Large (40/42).
• Machine washable; imported.
• The look of distressed jeans with the soft comfort of cotton knit!"

The more disturbing part is not that these are on the market but that lakeside.com is currently sold out in every single size.

So don't worry while your man is lounging eating Doritos and watching the Patriots play you can still be super attracted to him because his faux boxers are showing... and when he doesn't take out the trash or do the dishes just take a look at that hot ass and you will no longer care he is lazy, forever in pajamas and always wearing the same underwear because he LOOKS dressed. Don't you love the beauty of deception?